Sunday, September 07, 2008

Poem: How to Win the Affection of a Beloved

One of my friends writes amazing form (structured) poems. Since I can't match her wit, I parody it. Here's a sonnet.

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How to Win the Affection of a Beloved

Begin the seduction with a poem:
“roses are red” or song lyrics you wrote
or a teen angst diatribe to show him
he is a castle and your love a moat.
Depart tradition; writers these days
court mother or dog or Vegas buffets
without clear iambs or rhyme or reason,
no nature imagery of the season.
Ignore conformity, make the sounds grind.
Invent a new stanza, go and define
modern day verse. It’s not a contrived art;
your rambling poem will capture his heart.
But at the end of these lines, I have found
I still defer to Shakespearean sound.

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